Saturday, January 10, 2009

Venting: Part 1

I have an immense list of thing that I hate such as dirty dogs, rednecks, the Bush "legacy," obesity, debt, Cheney's face, neo conservativism, poser hippies, the H2 and H3, losing, bullshit, dipshits, pieces of shit, shitheads, shit for brains, shitfaced teenagers, shitholes, assholes, beauty queens, queens, "The Queen," egos, pussies, smartasses, fuckfaces, fuckheads, fucktards, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, Ronald Regan, Burger King, franchises, unrestrained capitolism, globalism, exploitation, racism, Chinese style communism, fascism, nazis, pigeons, pigeon shit, all bird shit, pig shit, dog shit, cat shit, human shit, people that write on public property, people that puke at bars, drunk women, drunk men, alcoholics, drug addicts, people who believe in aliens, people who believe in jesus, religion, windows 95-vista, botware, spyware, bloatware, malware, bums, people who suck at guitar, cheap seats, the military industrial complex, H.M.O.'s, insurance companies, spandex, nylon, fads, crappy coffee, farts that aren't my own, brandwhores, republican whores, political whores, career politicians, soap operas, talk shows, jerry springer, wheel of fortune, the price is right, bob barker, homer simpson, coke bottle glasses, genocide, fake breasts, L.A. Plastic surgeons, opportunists, creaps, freaks, porn freaks, chat rooms, instant messagers, cell phones, phones, noise, people who forget to dim their headlights before they pass you, halogen headlights, "spinners," 22in rims, jelous people, and bragarts.

This is only the first part of this list. I'm actually curious of how large I can make it, just so that I can witness how screwed up I really am :)